Gas and Garbage

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Gas and Garbage

In July 1991 I arrived at Gdynia, the Polish seaport where the cracks in communism had not long since opened up into crevasses and swallowed a 70 year old ideology.  I arrived on a boat from Tilbury because I had thought it would be a really cool way to arrive in Poland.  We had sailed up the River Tees for some reason on our journey and I’d witnessed the last gasps of the heavy industry that had informed Ridley Scott’s landscape in Blade Runner.  Then we’d sailed over Denmark and into the Baltic finally stopping at the green and rusty docks at Gdynia where I was immediately ripped off by a cab driver who charged me five bucks to go about half a mile.  The first thing that hit me was the smell of communism.  I’d smelt it five years before in Budapest on a college exchange.  Cooking gas and garbage.  A few weeks ago I arrived in Cuba, and there that smell was again.

We’re going to need a bigger island


I spent two nights in Varadero, the place that everybody will tell you is a tourist hell hole with those all inclusive hotel complexes, but they are in fact the saving grace of a resort with 25km of pretty pristine beaches.  The holiday hunters are shovelled into buses and disappear.  The nutters like me get ripped off by taxi drivers and end up in casa particulars which are private homes that rent out rooms to independent travelling types.  It was a 5 minute walk to the beach and the beach was all I really needed.

If you don’t like this, we’re never going to get on

The first night, I sat in a gloomy open sided cafe next to a nosy bar that was incredibly low on customers.  I ate a terrible pizza and drank a couple of beers while I drew a tree on the other side of the road and watched beautiful old american cars in candy colours process along the road, for the most part bereft of passengers.  The next day I walked up to the bus station only to find out that there were no places on any of the Viazul buses to Havana and was accosted by a smily young man who offered me a deal to Havana for the same prices as the bus.  So it was the morning after that I piled into a newish air conditioned car with two Guatemalan Americans and was chauffeured along an almost empty motorway overtaking and being overtaken by cars the size of motor homes.


Top Gear

Top Gear

Havana is beautiful.  It has an unexpected Chinatown, surprising churches and a huge number of incredible cars that ferry packs of wealthy tourists around.  Havana also has a bonkers spaceage (as in what people used to think it would be like in space, in the 1950s and 60s)  icecream parlour that people queue for hours to get in.  It’s called Coppelia after the ballet.  Cubans are very cultured.  I couldn’t be arsed to queue for an icecream, so I used my CUCs and bought a capitalist cone of something with a pleasant but unplaceable flavour along with a pack of cohiba fags which are the best fags I have ever smoked and continued on my way.

Food and architecture.

Havana has hills and parks and massive trees cracking up the pavement, it has a museum of ballet that set the template for all cultural visits, as in some older lady or gentleman would give me the lowdown on what ever it was I was looking at, in mellifluous caribbean spanish,  I would nod and smile and they would tell me more detail and I would say thank you very much at the end; not much the wiser as I don’t speak spanish.  But it was always nice to hear them.  Visiting museums is easy and cheap, unless you want to take photographs.  A ticket to the building might be 2 CUC, but the photo permit is 5.  A CUC is a US dollar.  In a country where the average earnings are 20 USD per month, this is a lot of money.  From a bank account as poorly equipped as mine, this was also an issue.  So I did a lot of drawing and writing.


A part of the scarf that strangled Isadora Duncan, go figure

From Havana I went to Cienfuegos, from there to Trinidad, which confusingly is still in Cuba.  It looks like Tiradentes which is in Brazil but it acts like some kind super roost from where tourists stumble from early morning until late night, circling around the things to see, taking pictures, eating pizza, paying through the nose for absolutely everything.

Wifi is easy to find

I got fed up with it pretty quick and sought out another taxi collectivo to take me back to Varadero to spend 4 unexpected nights back at the beach eating grilled pork and rice and beans and drinking beer and mojitos in pretty much equal measure.


Cienfuegos, where people have time to do stuff

But everywhere I went was gas and garbage and music.


Some lovely musicians